I try not to scar and horrify people with my face
ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is
My kind of marathon
there’s another kind?
This is our life.
made a gingerbread house uvu
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.
write a book
Life goal: live out of my car and travel the continental United States. You can’t truly appreciate your roots until you’ve explored every nook and cranny. I haven’t given up on you, America!
When I think of living out of a car I don’t think of it like this but this looks pretty cozy.
Where do you shower
in rivers of wonder and happiness
who said anything about showering?
what about baths.
baths are fun
no baths mel
never forget that loud rock n roll is the most important thing in the universe